DO YOU RECKON...

that eating the habanero peppers that I eat causes you to have wierd dreams? Before I started this diet, I hardly ever dreamed. I just went flat out asleep. Dead to the world! When I started the diet, I started dreaming! Very wierd dreams! I don't like to dream. I just want to sleep,but I guess I can live with it. I don't usually remember the dreams,just that they are very strange. Friday night though I ate my miracle rice with and extra load of habanero salsa. HOT,HOT,HOT! When I woke up from this dream, I made a conscious effort to remember it 'cause it was the wierdest one yet!
THE DREAM:
I was in my house telling George W. Bush how I've lost 85 pounds(i figure he was gonna appoint me as the national weight-loss guru or something) when it started to rain....and rain....and rain!The yard started filling up with water and getting deeper and deeper! Next all these Prairie Chickens started floating by. Then came the muskrats and they were catching the prairie chickens! My daughter let my superfat wienie dog and my itty bitty whatever-it-is dog out and they started trying to catch the prairie chickens too! George Bush and I were out in the rain and water trying to catch Lily and Sofie before they washed away. My daughter was laughing her butt off and my husband(he can't swim) was standing on the porch saying, G__damnit! Son-of-a b__ch! Then I woke up!
I weighed a half pound less Saturday morning! It must have been all that chasing dogs in the rain! My friend Joyce said I should post this dream because it was too good not to! She says shes more interested in my dreams now than in my weight loss! Ha!